Fiction is probably the only substance more prominent in a writer’s veins than alcohol and caffeine, and trust me when I say that’s no small thing. ‘Cause we’re basically an inflated balloon of the three combined. There’s actually a scientific formula for that which keeps us functioning, but I’ve never been one for numbers. Not enough and we look like a skeleton draped in skin, too much and we…
Well I don't know if that’s ever happened, but I imagine we would go something like POP! and then there’d be writer bits everywhere, the occasional string of lost words, and it’d all be quite gross. But again I think that is in itself fiction since through a mighty blessing of evolution, the writing branch of humans are ironically graced with rather resilient livers.